Been Busy

Yaslike

Its been a busy few months since the last blog and the world has changed. SA legal to smoke weed now. The poor people are going to go bos befok now with weed. I really don't think SA is ready for it with all the addiction and poverty all around. I am ruining it with all my folks who respect and enjoy it culturally. Its just SA is really fucked up and least a man can smoke in peace now.....

Everyone still trying to kill Trump with their words. That's not changed.

I am even listening to alot of Conservative pundits and enjoying them bashing the social warriors who are pussies about everything. If you getting upset now then you did not take your Bob Martins obviously. Voetsek with your sensitivity.

I am now a super hero chasing the bad guys at night. Our neighbourhood watch is befok. We got this guy who is clued up with all the happenings and people and hectic dedicated to keep our area safe. I was told not getting out the car and moering people. So I do it uncover as a Canadian but when the block screw I raffel uit. Garlandale had one too back in the day. They just parked by Klipfontein Bridge and got gesuip. Tsk Tsk Tsk

Paying $70 for cable I must be jus. The only reason I have it is for Formula 1 Live. But they just came up with a stream for F1 but all the races start here at 7am. No ways I can do it. I am so close to Montreal but my lazy ass has never made it there. I gotta to get myself together and prioritze.

So I am adulting now and juggling house, cars, insurance and daycares. All I can say these buggers better grow and start supporting me because I got a garage full of diaper receipts and counting.

No I am not getting a dog. I can hardly handle the other 3. Imagine 5 months of snow with a dog inside. Hou op. I like dogs to run free and kak everywhere. I would be a bad candidate for a puppy.

For some reason my clothes are shrinking and getting uncomfortable. I cant fit into my wardrope any more. Gonna buy new washing machine soon. Hopefully then I can bend over and tie my shoelaces.

Looked at some nice holiday homes on the West Coast. Huge homes for cheap nogal. Who wants to be neighbours when we retire. We will klop Al Jerreau songs and drink late harvest and whistle at the kinnes......

You know you old when you drinking rooi bos sitting in your underpants talking kak in a blog.

Oldie out.......

Turkey Giveaway

So every week after doing our shopping my wife asks if I want a whole turkey at checkout and everyweek I say I dont want it. Why pay for this huge bird when its all just a big mess. I was not sure why she insisted because our first thanksgiving here we made the Turkey dinner. First buying the huge roasting pot along with basting thingy etc. It came out perfect but we had so much left over it just took up space. I know we suppose to be resourceful and make soup and sandwiches for 2 months but whos got time for that.

Ya so only the other day I find out that because we spend so much on groceries we get a free gift. The free gift was a whole turkey. Damn I thought she wanted me to pay for a turkey every week. I could of fed whole of Africa with all the turkeys I said no to. Even if I wanted to give it away its not like there are poor people outside the store I can just give it to.

Anyway they started to give other gifts now which I do take. Next turkey I will take to shelter downtown and spread the love. 

Water Crisis Resolved

Dear Cape Tonians in Africa

My name is George and I am the son of a Canadian Prime Minister. I have connections in the government that allows me access to the glaciers. My father has allowed me to send 25 container ships filled with thousands of containers of pure glacier ice which you can dump into your dams. My step mom is in charge of Export and will not charge you for the ice or the ships. All I ask is to pay the poor port workers a total of $250 000.00. We believe our generosity is worth the mere payment to the workers because Canadians are very thoughtful to think of them. Please make the money order out to the Engels Save Water Crisis Foundation. On receipt thereof we will begin shipping the ice immediately in refrigerated containers.

But you have to hurry because our glaciers are temperamental and they too might not be long for this world. The water struggle is real but we here to help. Please make only one money order for total amount and spell correctly our name. Please share the more ice you get.

At your Service,
George Engel PHD, AHD, PMS Prime Ministers son.
United states of Canada
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